The following manuscript is documented from a Google Chat conversation had between my girlfriend Natalie and I. Together, with the help of our dog Jack and a fish named Shiny, we manifested a story of epic proportions. And folks, we may have an award winner on our hands! What do you think, should I pitch it to PIXAR?
me: Jack needs a brother.
Natalie: Maybe after we move.
me: Then I guess we’re getting a goldfish.
I always feel bad for goldfishies though…
me: Shiny the gold fish; Jack’s little brother.
Natalie: Until Jack eats it. 😉 But why Shiny?
me: Because goldfish are shiny, silly.
me: I feel bad for goldfish too…fish bowls are way too small. We’ll get Shiny a huge tank, a pool even! So Jack can swim with Shiny.
They’ll be best friends.
We’ll make a movie about Jack and Shiny’s loving brother relationship.
It will make audiences across the world cry from the cuteness overload that a movie about the friendship between a dog and a fish has.
And then we’ll all get Oscars.
Natalie: Even Jack.
James Franco can do the voice of Jack.
Michael Cera will play Shiny.
…I thought it was a good story.
Natalie: OMG!!! It’s brilliant
lets make it tonight
Natalie: did you get your timesheet in today?